Sounds like a strange dream I would have then wake up drooling on my pillow like a great dane.

From your own source on “true” unemployment, it’s the lowest it has been since they started calculating it. It peaked in 09 at 35% and again in COVID, but all through the early 00s it was between 28% and 30%.

You can’t use that number as evidence we “already crashed”, because as we’ve seen in other actual crashes it spikes up to 35%.