We’ve had more than enough performance for 99% of our applications for over a decade.
But when hardware gets faster, developers get lazier and software gets slower.

My old iPhone 4 ran great on iOS 5, but after updating to iOS 7, it couldn’t even show the keyboard without stuttering.

Meh….
It was good for making development easier for indie developers, and the graphic fidelity was nice, but it didn’t really open many new gameplay possibilities.

Yeah I thought so too. You don’t have to buy your kid anything they ask for, it’s your job as a parent to set boundaries.
Unless they’re trying to make the parents think of burgers less often, so they’re less likely to buy crap for their kids.
Either way, it seems like the government is doing your parenting for you.

What’s abysmal?

People are going to have nostalgia for the the things they grew up with.
The house you grew up in, your neighbourhood, the school you went to, tv shows, games, whatever.

These things don’t replace nostalgia for interpersonal relationships and life experiences, they supplement them.

How did they get US9772743 approved?
“Implementation of a movable control pad on a touch enabled device”