Minimum qualifications:

• master’s degree (or preferably PhD) in computer science, computer engineering, or related field.
• 15 years of experience in developing finite element modeling simulations and implementing them as embedded, real time, distributed, and multithreaded applications.
• Proficiency in the following languages: Python, C, C++, Rust, Ruby, MATLAB, Visual Basic, C#, JavaScript, R, PHP, Perl, Go, and Swift. COBOL is a plus.

The actual job

• Write an html page for our team on our website.

Yes. It’s the majority of their income. Why should a server pay no tax on their income when the cook won’t have the same benefit?

They are equal. Either chamber can start and sign a bill first and then send to the other for consideration.

I just read this: “only the House can initiate tax and revenue-related legislation”. So I’m not sure why the Senate initiated a tax legislation.

And when you’re about to start playing you get the obligatory 150 GB update.

During the campaign: promising to deport criminal immigrants.

After election: deport immigrants who get speeding tickets. Bring drug cartel members to US.

Forced arbitration is unconstitutional. Roberts should be ashamed of himself.

It’s not like China can be trusted either. This is a matter of not relying on your adversary.

The US/China decoupling is happening everywhere.

It has been like this for years now. Not that I agree with the policy. It is an opportune time to bring it up.

Yeah, no psyop conspiracy needed.

Other than Gmail, I don’t trust Google to keep maintaining any service.

They only apply to CEOs who suck up to Trump.

Good. Some certainty in the market. Now my 401k will bounce back!

Managers do. Collecting status and showing who’s boss is their work.

And because of the stupid electoral system, their vote is meaningless in presidential elections.

Protesting against this genocide is considered supporting terrorism, subject to arrest and deportation. Freaking fascist regime.

Now Trump is gonna be really “pissed off”.

Windows having Settings and Control Panel. It is just an unmanageable bloat of legacy code.

Don’t worry, on the mountain of paperwork you sign when you buy a car there’s probably an arbitration clause somewhere.

Next update: play Ozempic commercials every time you stop at a light.