Been doing it 20 years now and maybe have cut myself a handful of times. Freaking hate it.

Shaving it. I slipped a bit. 😑

Your requirements are almost impossible. 3,000 people over the course of a year is 8/day average. And you want to try to get to know all these people, along with no gangbangs or such? Including having meals, sleeping, etc.

That’s definitely for filming some stuff… Easier to air out afterwards