Tech journo and one-time Cixen*
https://www.theregister.com/Author/Liam-Proven/ Liam is an EMEA-based Register journalist covering free-and-open-source software (FOSS), operating systems, and cloud developments. Prior to joining our publisher, he has had decades of experience in the worlds of IT and publishing, with roles ranging from tech support and IT manager to teacher, technical writer, and software director.
(*Cix, probably the original UK based social media platform :-) https://forums.cixonline.com/ )
Excuse me but the correct SI units for length and area are double-decker buses and Waleses respectively ☺️