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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

Living life in peace

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Living life in peace

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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  • BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world
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    Gets mauled by a bear.

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      Northern Norway doesn’t have tics, snakes, or bears. Worst thing that could happen is getting gnawed on by a lemming.

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        … or a Norwegian

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          That does happen TBF.

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        They do have mosquitos.

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          Regrettably. But it’s more of an unending torment situation than a life threatening situation. And they don’t harass you on the beach or on the mountains, just in the forest. And let’s face it, if you’re doing anything with your summer other than sitting in a boat with a fishing line, you’re doing it wrong.

          The sea Sami had the right idea. Spend the summer fishing on the sea and spend the winter hunting in the forest. A lifestyle I intend to resurrect once I retire.

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          What could be less harmful to humans than mosquitoes?

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            Mosquitos cause by far the most deaths of humans every year of any animal. So pretty much anything.

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      One can dream…

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