I’m writing this whilst I’m burning
So it runs on Java? 🤔
Worst it’s flash
Electron.
yes, but have you successfully achieved fusion in the CPU? if so, this will revolutionize selfhosting.
Trying to mine some Ethereum and accidentally ending up with with a shit-ton of hydrogen burning into helium
Great, now my electron wallet doesn’t want to work anymore. Said something about “busy influencing the fusion rate” and “please wait while I maintain the overall electrical neutrality within the plasma” or somesuch
It’s the nuclear option in self hosting.
At least swap usage is low.
OP at their keyboard right now:
Okay hear me out, we got nuclear fusion, now place some water in a massive tub on top of the pc.
Create steam
Spin turbines
Generate electricity
Send to another server
Infinate powerSend to another server
Why?
Just feed it back in itself.
Ackshually this is well within the range of a Class F star, unlike our class G sun which is a bit cooler. This is getting cloe to the temperature of Procyon A which is noticeably whiter than the sun.
Congratulations to you and the motherboard.
Of course. That’s why it’s called KDE
Plasmaand notKDE LiquidorKDE GaseousStill waiting for the
KDE Neutron Degenerate Matterrelease.If Lemmy had awards, you would deserve one
To be fair, I still have this Lemmy award idea, with a twist. The pay goes to awardee’s preferred open-source project as donation.
Half of it split between the instances of the awarder and awardee, the other half as you said.
That would be even better!
i reposted this comment to !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world. You’re welcome.
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand!
The steel of the case melted long ago… I guess the carpet is ruined.
the hole’s in the carpet can be fixed
Time to build a small Dyson Sphere.
Need to download more fan
I have the opposite problem.
Maybe your server could help cool off theirs.
Take both of them and slap a sterling engine between them. Unless both servers combined are eating thousands of watts an hour you could end up net energy positive… Or you know perpetual energy.
0.05 K
And that last 0.5 was probably a rounding error It’s not showing double digit precision. :)
6553.55 K
Oh now it makes sense. Temperature was less than Absolute zero now you can make 100% efficiency carnot engine
Absolute zero is 0 K, which is the theoretical temperature at which particles have minimal vibrational motion. Since 6553.55 K is greater than 0 K, it is greater than absolute zero.
Wow you did it! How much data to hit critical mass?
