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minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 day agoCarry around a couple of bricks. They wanna beat your ass? Hold a brick in each hand and start throwing punches back. You’ll break your hands in the process if you hit them with your hands, but you’ll also shatter any bones of theirs that you touch.
minus-squarehovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoThis is why if you want to start shit, you ride a motorcycle. Never get in a fight with someone wearing a motorcycle helmet.
Carry around a couple of bricks. They wanna beat your ass? Hold a brick in each hand and start throwing punches back. You’ll break your hands in the process if you hit them with your hands, but you’ll also shatter any bones of theirs that you touch.
This is why if you want to start shit, you ride a motorcycle. Never get in a fight with someone wearing a motorcycle helmet.