[an industrial machine labeled ORPHAN LAUNCHER 3000 is in the process of launching an orphan in the air]
[green, distraught] Launching orphans into the sun seems morally wrong
[orange capitalist, annoyed] See! Cancel culture is trying to take everything from us
https://thebad.website/comic/the_last_free_thinking_entrepreneur


I’m no math guy, but I do know that the 30 km/second required to cancel out the Earth’s orbital velocity around the sun (not to mention other required energy) would turn the orphan into a paste right out of the muzzle of the orphan launcher.