[orange, wielding a gun, shoots at green] DIE!
[green is pouring blood from the chest, falling to the floor] Gasp! You shot me!
[blue, shrugging] As a neutral onlooker, I saw green insult orange before orange shot green, so I guess they’re both equally at fault here
[green, laying in a pool of their own blood, is extremely confused]
I think it was Robin Williams that had a take on that, only he included the death would be temporary. So you’d wake up from being killed and realize you were a jerk.