[orange, wielding a gun, shoots at green] DIE!
[green is pouring blood from the chest, falling to the floor] Gasp! You shot me!
[blue, shrugging] As a neutral onlooker, I saw green insult orange before orange shot green, so I guess they’re both equally at fault here
[green, laying in a pool of their own blood, is extremely confused]
You must be rolling in it if you’re spending that much on SFX. Are smugimations the key to winning capitalism?