Transcript

A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. While walking on a swamp, a young Gothic Sorceress and her AI cyber parrot flying behind her, meets a little lonely frog on the leaves of waterlilis. The Gothic sorcerer walks with confidence.

AI Parrot: Frog identified. Based on my analysis, I think you should kiss it.
Gothic Sorceress: Ugh… No way Avian Intelligence, and leave me alone.

Panel 2. Shot on the AI Parrot, explaining, the Gothic sorceress turn back, emiting doubt about what the AI bird says.

AI Parrot: I insist, my sources indicate a high probability of a cursed prince.
Gothic Sorceress: Your sources?!

Panel 3. Shot on the AI Parrot, hallucinating a list of sources. The Gothic sorcerer considers the list.

AI Parrot: Sources:

  1. “The Princess’s Pocket Guide”
    Padwick L. (1420), page 45-52, Enchanted Press.
  2. “Unmasking the Prince Within”
    Croak, O. (1417), page 25, Royal Publishing.
  3. “Basic Curse Lifting”
    O.Rly, (1412). chapter 42, Arcane Editions.
  4. “Leap of Faith”
    Frogsworth B.S. (1368). Mystic Publishing.

Panel 4 (small panel insert): closeup on the lips of the Gothic Sorcereress kissing the frog, this one blushes:

soundFx: “Smack!”

Panel 4. The young gothic sorcerer walks away the frog and AI Parrot, wiping her mouth with the back of her wrist disgusted, spitting. The frog continues to blush.

Gothic Sorceress: Pwah! Fake sources! Lies! All of it! Frog: ♥

sources here

Open Source Comic by David Revoy.

      • Im_old@lemmy.world
        2·
        2 hours ago

        First of all was without consent, but personally I’m a guy so any cute girl that wants to kiss me is fine.

        But the real problem is that the frog now has a connection and its little amphibious heart is going to be crushed by the gold-digging witch.

        All of the above is for pure humour argument, but being led and then ignore (as someone usually ignored by the other side) it IS soul crushing.