Baby’s first spinach poo

Pea soup

A hue of orange

Caca d’oie

probs a light brown

In Catalan we’d call this “color de merda d’oca”. Goose shit colour.

We’re quite a scatological people (see our Christmas traditions, for instance).

Blellow

Vomit green

Edit No wait! YELLOW

Bile

Last squirt diarrhea.

The United States Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC) flirts with it.

Horrible.

Dark yellow olive tone (#7B690B)

Foulingras

It’s the lighter shade of depression brown the UK covered all tobacco products with.

Dehydrated bile green?