This hard drives so big, that two people can access it at the same time and never meet.

Oh, you must live in one of those countries which the spectre of capitalism doesn’t threaten the very fabric of society. Which planet is that on again?

Been a vegetarian for a while, but here’s a hot dog tip from my past:

Stick a skewer down the center, then use a knife and sort of barbershop pole around it. Then deep fry it. Then remove the skewer. You’ll be left with a corkscrew shaped hotdog of unparalleled crispy goodness. Maximum surface area. Nooks and crannies galore.

Though, my ideal hotdog is a classic beef dog on a classic plain bun, with boring old ketchup and mustard. I feel like the quality of the hotdog experience is more about circumstances than execution.

Greenland Shark

Greenland sharks have the longest lifespan of any known vertebrate, estimated to be between 250 and 500 years. They are among the largest extant shark species, reaching a maximum confirmed length of 6.4 m (21 ft) long and weighing over 1,000 kg (2,200 lb). They reach sexual maturity at about 150 years of age, and their pups are born alive after an estimated gestation period of 8 to 18 years.

Absolutely everything about them is interesting. And as far as an entity, they are a fantastic role model. The world would be a much better place if we were all more like the Greenland Shark.

I don’t know, tow trucks still use gas, so they may still suffer some knock on effects.

Threw the opp into the particle collider,

watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces

Turned his sorry ass into some data

I think it was so successful because of how solid the song is. As soon as you hear that aggressive drum intro the song is so catchy that it all appears at once in your head.

Pretty decent timing with that orange bastard trying to leverage his office to assault among many others, Harvard specifically.

Smart people make things good, people forget what bad is, bad people take advantage of good people, bad people subjugate good people, good people do something smart, repeat.

Expand on that

Well, strictly speaking, if your location didn’t change you’d be transported into empty space. So you wouldn’t have very much to worry about for long.

Well. If Trump capitulated on even one single vindictive whim, I’d feel a lot more encouraged. But it feels more like he’s operating with impunity. Which isn’t typically considered to be a traditional sign of impending obselesence.

I get the sneaking suspicion you enjoy being contrarian for contradictions sake.

“At all”?

In the year 2024, Oatly had annual revenue of $823.67M with 5.15% growth. Oatly had revenue of $214.32M in the quarter ending December 31, 2024, with 4.99% growth.

Oatly’s key markets are Sweden, Germany and the United Kingdom. The company’s products were available in 60,000 retail stores and 32,200 coffee shops around the world as of 31 December 2020.

Knowing ones limitations does not make one weak.

TIL people assumed Roy Orbison was blind.

I don’t care who burns 'em. So long as they’re burnt.

Obama, of course.

I think it’s Obvious Plant.

I would have recommended “Cap’N Crushing Depression”

Or possibly “Cap’n Budget Crunch” with the speech bubble saying “This is my dinner.”