• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    It might seem overly self-involved, but sometimes you have to be shellfish to achieve your goals. There’s no arguing with the results. He got the hard body he wanted. On a side note, with all that straining, I thought he was going to pull a mussel. Sorry if these puns are getting clawfully bad. I wasn’t shore if this comment would work, but I didn’t want to scuttle the whole thing either.

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      29 days ago

      It’s amazing how many puns you can make in a pinch.
      Anyway, I feel like I have to cut crabs from my diet.

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        28 days ago

        Thank you so much! It’s weird, but my life feels more complete from hearing it and yet, now I fell like I know how Saliere must have felt. I will never come remotely close to topping that.

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          27 days ago

          Haha, altho fortunately, the movie Amadeus (and related fiction) don’t truly portray the friendship and appreciation between Mozart and Salieri. So maybe think of Kip Addotta’s song as a helpful mentor…