Not just the perfect beach body. The perfect body.
You might not like it, but that’s what peak performance looks like.
Everything just keeps evolving into them.
🦀 🫲 🤓 🫱
Oh great. Now I imagine that creature, standing at a urinal and pinching it off. 😶
I was hoping someone would mention Crablante
Wow, that was unexpectedly great.
So, you’re Dutch, I take it? I wouldn’t mind adding CustardFist to EGN’s webcomix list!
I’m very Dutch, yes. 😎
Tell me about that EGN webcomix list. 🤔
It needs a heavy update, but here 'tis:
https://piefed.social/post/491898Hey, nice. If you think my comics are worthy, then count me in. ☝️😎
May I ask what is one of your very Dutch qualities?
May I ask what is one of your very Dutch qualities?
They already live bellow sea level, I think OP is speedrunning the evolution of the dutch with this comic
I think you probably want to direct that to “CustardFist.”
Thank you.
It might seem overly self-involved, but sometimes you have to be shellfish to achieve your goals. There’s no arguing with the results. He got the hard body he wanted. On a side note, with all that straining, I thought he was going to pull a mussel. Sorry if these puns are getting clawfully bad. I wasn’t shore if this comment would work, but I didn’t want to scuttle the whole thing either.
It’s amazing how many puns you can make in a pinch.
Anyway, I feel like I have to cut crabs from my diet.Oohlala, if you haven’t heard this one yet, you’re in for a treat–
WET DREAM - Kip Addotta:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZmV5pF4eNA@custardfist@feddit.nl
Thank you so much! It’s weird, but my life feels more complete from hearing it and yet, now I fell like I know how Saliere must have felt. I will never come remotely close to topping that.
Haha, altho fortunately, the movie Amadeus (and related fiction) don’t truly portray the friendship and appreciation between Mozart and Salieri. So maybe think of Kip Addotta’s song as a helpful mentor…
I choked on my coffee. You got me for the 4th or 5th time now. I probably missed a bunch though.
I’d take him home.
Good ol’ Carcinisation
Hahaha. Nice. 😎👍
Mission accomplished.
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