You Americans don’t always have to go for the gun you know. These objects are quite small so a gun is kind of overkill. A teeny tiny catapult maybe? Or a slingshot? Maybe one of those spitball things?
First of all, I’m offended that you would suggest a catapult over the far superior trebuchet. Second of all, niether a catapult or a slingshot can go pew pew.
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You Americans don’t always have to go for the gun you know. These objects are quite small so a gun is kind of overkill. A teeny tiny catapult maybe? Or a slingshot? Maybe one of those spitball things?
First of all, I’m offended that you would suggest a catapult over the far superior trebuchet. Second of all, niether a catapult or a slingshot can go pew pew.
Fair enough, catapults catapult things. Slingshot with a tiny angry bird should work though? It’s cube shaped, like in the game, so it has to work!