In all seriousness though Chuck Norris is a right wing weirdo who believes Climate policy is a con game designed to usher in a “one world order” and that evolution isn’t real.

Just a couple of chuck facts for the day.

On the one hand, Chuck Norris is a weird fucking guy these days.

On the other hand, in the golden age of memes back in like 2011 or whatever, I made a Chuck Norris fact that wasn’t so well received:

Chuck Norris can speak in cursive.

I thought it was pretty good.

bruce lee kills chuck norris twice

Bruce Lee would kick this idiot’s ass with a passion if he was still alive.

The following are the twelve points that guide Mr. Norris’ life:

1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person that I meet.
4. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family and acknowledge that no other success can compensate for failure in the home.
5. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
6. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
7. I will give so much time to the improvement of myself that I will have no time to criticize others.
8. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
9. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness toward another person’s viewpoint while still holding fast to that which I know to be true and honest.
10. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
11. I will always remain loyal to God, my country, family and my friends.
12. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country, and myself.