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glowie@infosec.pub to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Won't catch me

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Won't catch me

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glowie@infosec.pub to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • jono@aussie.zone
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    2 years ago

    I bet someone will think this is true!

    • glowie@infosec.pubOP
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      But the internet said it was true mate

      • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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        Internet spokesperson here. That picture is actually antifa propaganda for cutting off men’s tiny rubbery penises in order to achieve the leftist agenda.

        • Blimp7990@reddthat.com
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          deleted by creator

          • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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            Same thing!

    • ThǝLobotoʍi$T@lemmy.world
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      What?! Is this fake? Did I just fuck up my car for no reason?

      • glowie@infosec.pubOP
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        Spooks can’t chase you if there’s never a chase

  • WtfEvenIsExistence3️@reddthat.com
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    Hey dont forget, PC parts can get damaged when you don’t change it’s oil. Make sure you add more lubricant to your PC to make your gaming experience smoother!*

    *Your mileage kilometers may vary

    • 0oWow@lemmy.world
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      Well, oil-cooled computers are a thing lol.

  • pizzaiolo@slrpnk.net
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    Looks like a lil dick sticking out of the wheel

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      Fellas, is it gay to drive a car? I mean, you’re basically riding four tiny dicks every time you jump into a car.

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        Imagine the stick shifters

      • artisanrox@kbin.social
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        yes, and it’s not only if you’re driving a $1000gas/month, triple-wide extended club cab Ford 78500-50 with a 9’ front end and raised tires.

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      I thought it looked familiar.

    • TimeSquirrel@kbin.social
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      So are you giving them a blowjob every time you pump them up?

      • DarkMessiah@lemmy.world
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        Nah, you’re playing to their inflation fetish.

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          Bruh 💀

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      You mean average sized?

  • spagnod@lemmy.world
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    Don’t forget to remove the square pedal under the driver’s seat. It’s put there by the manufacturers to limit your speed in a bid to get more of your money by artificially making other of their models seem faster

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    All the more reason to get run-flats. Spike strips can’t stop them.

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