The classic flash game Happy Wheels is now available to purchase on Steam. Ahhh, nostalgia. Nice to see this game will live forever.

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    So what? Why are you acting like it’s a great scam or grand conspiracy? It is the web game - now on Steam. It wasn’t advertised as anything more than just a version of the web game you can play for a few dollars. Are you upset it’s bundling Electron instead of the game being re-written in Assembly for maximum optimization? It’s a very simple game that runs on everything. But thanks for the cynical breakdown of the technology used, I guess.

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      Problem in question is when you have:

      • Discord (Electron)
      • Slack or Teams whatever
      • Steam for DRM (Chrome Embedded Framework)
      • The game (Electron)

      running all at once. You can just skip Steam and run everything else in one instance of Firefox.

      Oh, and let’s not forget the “average person” will also have Spotify (literally just desktop Chrome), the Winsoft from Microdows 11 React Native start menu and the 3 macrohard background Chromium instances from different era embed APIs. Let’s not support it any further.

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      Everything? A modern internet browser is pretty resource intensive. If the game was done with a proper multiplatform game engine, maybe in Godot, and was exported to Linux, Windows, Mac and to the browser, then it would probably have a better chance to run on more devices.

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        If you’re on a computer that can’t run a web browser in 2026 I’m out of words honestly.

        Also, Godot exported to the web would definitely run worse than a game made directly for the browser.

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          If you’re on a computer that can’t run a web browser in 2026 I’m out of words honestly.

          You are moving the goal post here. Some people game on systems that don’t support modern browsers.

          Also, Godot exported to the web would definitely run worse than a game made directly for the browser.

          That depends on how the game was made. Godot exports to Wasm and WebGL, which is web assembly, and generally pretty fast. I don’t know anything about that game, but there are certainly worse ways to make games natively in the browser, which could be avoided by using a proper engine. Of course you can also write unoptimized games in Godot as well.

          But a good native Godot export is certainly faster then a good web export of the same game made with web technology.

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            You are moving the goal post here.

            And you’re being pedantic. Any computer made in the last 15 years can run a browser. If your laptop can’t run a browser, you probably can’t even run Steam. Why are we even talking about this?

            But a good native Godot export is certainly faster then a good web export of the same game made nativley with web technology.

            I’m a Godot developer and this is wrong.

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              Why are we even talking about this?

              IDK, You made an assertion that modern web browsers run everywhere.

              I’m a Godot developer and this is wrong.

              Well, any supporting links then for your assertion?

              I just said that generally native Godot games run better then Browser games. While Wasm and WebGL exports are good, native acceleration and memory consumption is better (If you aren’t comparing apples with oranges). Because less layers. Just look at the minimal system requirements. For a native Godot export are 2GB, for web exports 4GB. Not sure if that includes the browser. And generally, everyone that has 4GB RAM, and wants to use modern browsers, I feel you. That is painful. Firefox say that they run on 512MB on Mac… but using a browser is more than just starting it…

              OpenGL 3.3 is required for current native Godot, that is about 15 years ago, where people, even gamers, still bought 2 or 4GB devices.

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          If you’re on a computer that can’t run a web browser in 2026 I’m out of words honestly.

          Not everyone can afford all of your Steam Decks or whatever. I am sure there are plenty of people who have to either go do something else while a site loads or browse like this:
          "Armadillos" Wikipedia page on Dillo browser

          Obviously not running much of any browser games there, apart from web form quizzes.

          Godot exported to the web would definitely run worse than a game made directly for the browser.

          Yes, that’s for lazy bastards to try the game for placebo when it would be actually faster to install, or for little Timmy to play on a school computer.

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      So what? Why are you acting like it’s a great scam or grand conspiracy?

      Because it is one. The whole steam page should be a hyperlink to the game.