Lemmy.eus
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
kewwwi@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

mayo

lemmy.world

message-square
52
fedilink
259

mayo

lemmy.world

kewwwi@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
message-square
52
fedilink
  • hydrospanner@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    You from Holland?

    • Camelbeard@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      Yes, this post is an insult on our culture 😂

      • DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 years ago

        No, you know what’s an insult? “Traditional” Dutch “cuisine”. It’s no wonder you chucklefucks smother your fries in Mayo. Look at how you “season” your food! I bet you think water is too spicy.

        • Camelbeard@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          2 years ago

          How do you think we season our food exactly?

          • hydrospanner@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            2 years ago

            Step one: Colonize the fuck out of Asia with your chartered megacorp.

            • DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              2 years ago

              And their “food” still sucks. 🤣

            • Camelbeard@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              2 years ago

              We just voted for a radical extremist, so guess step one is half way done?

              • hydrospanner@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                2 years ago

                (It was a joke about the Dutch East India Company.)

          • DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            edit-2
            2 years ago

            I’ve lived in the Netherlands since July 2022. From what I’ve witnessed, it’s a few picograms of salt and phlegm when you people pronounce the letter “G”.

            • Camelbeard@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              2 years ago

              We hate salt, it reminds us of our worst enemy, the sea.

              • DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                1
                ·
                edit-2
                2 years ago

                Yeah. That’s why I mentioned it’s a few picograms of it. Any more, and the lot of you will have a heat stroke.

Memes@lemmy.ml

memes@lemmy.ml

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !memes@lemmy.ml

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.98K users / day
  • 5.53K users / week
  • 8.64K users / month
  • 22.3K users / 6 months
  • 12 local subscribers
  • 51.6K subscribers
  • 14.7K Posts
  • 230K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • ghost_laptop@lemmy.ml
  • sexy_peach@feddit.de
  • Cyclohexane@lemmy.ml
  • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org