i always picked die, does anything happen if you pick skate?
You die on a skateboard
*tinkle*
“I’m here for the third option.”
“Excuse me?”
“You know, the Gen X model. Give me the Skull Skates shirt and the Apathy sticker.”
Pfft. Amateur. You forgot the insert piece of clothing with the flames 🔥
What’s the name of the game?
I bet it’s “Skate or die”
By the way, are kids still skating? I haven’t seen any sk8erbois since like 2012
My city dismantled our little skate park around 2022, and my wife and I were kinda sad to see it go.
The city then built a whole new one in its place that’s at least ten times the size with lots of lighting. We see tons of skaters of all ages there all the time. It’s really cool and I’m really happy they did it.
There’s a skatepark near me that is still bumping. All ages, all times of day. There is even this guy who lives in his car that comes out an practices DJing out there. It’s an awesome little community.
