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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 5 months ago

The Lady or the Tiger?

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The Lady or the Tiger?

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 5 months ago
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This whole house is super weird.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/239-Race-St-Berea-OH-44017/33521354_zpid/?mmlb=g%2C22

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  • Samuel_Sturm@lemmy.today
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    5 months ago

    No thanks, I choose life.

  • Im_old@lemmy.world
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    This screams “weird cult” to me. Why a fireplace in the basement? To kill the victims with carbon monoxide?

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      To be fair “weird cult” and/or “murder house” describes at least half the posts in this community.

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    The previous owners just spotted their TV in the listing and are on their way back for it. That might be a deal-breaker for some.

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    “Stanley enters the door on the left.”

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    I like how you can sit on the kitchen counter and do dishes on the opposite side of the kitchen… in either sink.

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    That may be the longest kitchen counter I have ever seen

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    I kind of like the quirky design, but it definitely needs some TLC. There are some nice flourishes, but the layout could be a deal breaker. It’s hard to judge from the photos.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      The person who sent it to me described it as “The Winchester Mansion on a budget.”

  • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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    “That’s a strange house”, I thought, until I saw it.

    “Ah, it’s in Ohio. Makes sense.”

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  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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    The previous owners must have been very narrow people.

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    For an 1800s house (apparently) it is in remarkable good condition. Houses built prior to indoor plumbing tend to be wonky and rarely a clean or easy update to modern living standards.

    All things considered the worst part of this house is being in Ohio.

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      You want to maintain your murder house so you don’t get people in to do repairs and see the body parts hanging on meat hooks.

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