Fuck off, fat man.

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best comic i have seen in months

Happy Holidays!

My cat would be showing santa his butthole

My dog is always a good boy. But let’s not pretend he’s never naughty.

Figgy Wiggles immediately after nomming so hard she broke one of the plastic LED casings on the trees light

It was recently pointed out to me that when I tell my cat she’s been a bad cat - which I do every damned day - I’m actually using the “have you been a good boy” voice you’d use with your dog.

“I reject your system of judgement and do whatever the fuck I want.”