Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away … and make anything in between breathe it.
But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners, so you can do that now if you are into it.
Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away … and make anything in between breathe it.
But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners, so you can do that now if you are into it.
You should absolutely teach science classes
Well, jizz wouldn’t be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?
But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.
Or this jizzery: youtube/AlmH_33QCu8
Put a fucking NSFW tag on that shit
Never been to a furry&leaffy con, have you?
If female cannabis plants don’t get the jizz they crave, their flowers get all plump and sticky as they cry out “plz pollinate me, daddy”
Kinky
Great…now I will never ever blow a dandelion nor touch a touch-me-not again.
Harder!
I mean, yes, you don’t have to, but it would be pretty cool if you did.
Yellow Pines are the Peter North of trees.
It occurs to me to ask, is this why you’re evil?