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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • lime!@feddit.nu
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    1 year ago

    wat

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      I am currently in the process of completely rewriting the BSD kernel in go.

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        how are you handling the GC? how are you handling things like interrupts?

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          GOd will handle it 🙏

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            oh so you haven’t actually done any of it.

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              I have already written eleventy billion lines of code.

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                you’re not very good at this

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                  That’s what she said

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                    you’d know

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      I prefer the binary format over the text format of WASM.

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