ickplant@lemmy.world to Futurama @lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoAlways cracks me uplemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1359arrow-down13
arrow-up1356arrow-down1imageAlways cracks me uplemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Futurama @lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squarestinerman@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·2 days agoI explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.
minus-squarenon_burglar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·2 days agoHow was your night on the sofa?
minus-squareSpitefulSprite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 days agoBut having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them… 😭 lmao
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·1 day agoI also choose that guy’s dead fish
I explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.
How was your night on the sofa?
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But having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them… 😭 lmao
I also choose that guy’s dead fish