he walks up to the bartender and says, ‘hey! you got any duck food?’
the bartender says, ‘no, we don’t have any duck food. and we don’t serve ducks. now, please get lost.’
the duck leaves, but he comes back the next day. he goes up to the bartender and says, ‘hey! you got any duck food?’
the bartender, now a bit annoyed, says, ‘no! i already told you we don’t have any duck food! now get out of here. next time you come in, i’ll nail your feet to the bar!’
a duck walks into a bar.
he walks up to the bartender and says, ‘hey! you got any duck food?’
the bartender says, ‘no, we don’t have any duck food. and we don’t serve ducks. now, please get lost.’
the duck leaves, but he comes back the next day. he goes up to the bartender and says, ‘hey! you got any duck food?’
the bartender, now a bit annoyed, says, ‘no! i already told you we don’t have any duck food! now get out of here. next time you come in, i’ll nail your feet to the bar!’
the duck leaves, but he comes back the next day.
he goes up to the bartender.
‘hey! you got any nails?’
‘no. why?’
‘you got any duck food?’
Dumb me cannot get it
The duck asks if he has nails to follow through on the threat of getting nailed to the bar