… tl;dr: a combination of “optimal seed dispersal” and breeding.
Remember the guy who claimed bananas are a sign of god’s existence because they are optimally shaped for inserting in your mouth? (edit: the banana is an atheist’s nightmare)
Why do guys have a pleasure spot about halfway dick length up their assholes? Sadly, God left that out of the instruction manual and yet I feel like the best features don’t need documentation to be understood.
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OK, now I need to know.
… tl;dr: a combination of “optimal seed dispersal” and breeding.
Remember the guy who claimed bananas are a sign of god’s existence because they are optimally shaped for inserting in your mouth? (edit: the banana is an atheist’s nightmare)
I need to find me a banana that feels so good in my mouth it makes me believe in god
A good Christian would swallow it whole
Those crackers might be the body of Christ but the banana is the holy dong of Christ.
Man that phrasing really got me, lmao. Thanks for the chuckle.
That’s the wrong end if you want to see god.
Bananas are optimally shaped to be inserted into other orifices in our bodies … God is either super intelligent or just has a bad sense of humour.
Why do guys have a pleasure spot about halfway dick length up their assholes? Sadly, God left that out of the instruction manual and yet I feel like the best features don’t need documentation to be understood.
lol … God designing bananas and the corresponding openings of the human body
sorry for the reminder that POS exists
Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron. High caliber idiots.
Well if bananas are so well designed why do they have a 1 in 6 chance to go extinct
So we can evolve the mult-nanas
deleted by creator
Sure. My mouth, too, but that’s it. Just the two of us and no one else.
I just assumed it was like how ships have bulk heads to isolate damage.
And the Lord Our God saith “That’s What She said” Amen!
“Someone sees a soda can, and knows it must have a creator.”
I guess the watchmaker argument was a bit too high brow for this guy.