Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Shh, don’t jinx it.

That’s a lot of red rocket.

The groundhog is in therapy, the joke is that therapists want to talk about deeper trauma (tell me about your childhood, etc) because people’s issues are rarely superficial.

The use of soul instead of say “the shadow that lies within you” is an odd choice, I’ll admit.

Okay, but how does ranked lists fair in a ranked list of things that jumped the shark?

chuckles in ugly

I can’t find the store though…

The best part of Linux is the schadenfreude of watching Microsoft turn windows more and more into a nightmare, and laughing from the comfort of open source freedom.

Aka Laughs in Linux.

It’s always Palpatine.

Hard to care about money when your head is in the basket next to a guillotine, though.

Depends on how high I get first.

Okay, why not hexagon shaped bread?

Measure twi

Cut once

15 years in the future, like 3 people are going to have their minds blown!

Saint Michael Bolton:

“PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?”

As long as the train doesn’t go through any tunnels, or the lights go out briefly, you should be fine!

Now I just want to listen to an orchestra play on a train.

Is that where you switch from playing trombone to trumpet?

Yeah, but there are easier ways to suck dick.