that’s just where the money is.

I should start selling old man pp.

Social media generally is designed to get you to hate yourself/others and buy shit.

Books make your brain hallucinate a story in your head.

Video games use your other senses to tell the story, so you’re not using your imagination.

Man, this book sucks, full of fluff.

Have you tried making larger meals and freezing extra portions for future meals?

Germany militarising again? Third time’s the charm I guess?

Alien pussy found

“Yeah, but is it underage, though?” - Rich people, for some reason…

Okay, but for real, 2027 is going to be a real banger for Linux desktop, I’ve got a feeling!

You’re ahem breakfast is served, sir.

Maybe turkeys like getting bread stuffed up there ass?

They were too preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never stopped to ask if they should.

Talking-with-food-in-mouth-lish

If you get two 1/2 kilos of weed, it’ll last twice as long as one 1/2 kilo. That way you can smoke more!

Is the trick breaking every kid’s arms if they got into an accident?

Easy, just don’t do whatever that driver did and you’re fine.

The idea of all these rich fucks being barred from their heaven after a lifetime of greed, and likely many other terrible things, gives me great schadenfreude.

Oh yeah? What about this painting done during Jesus’ time?!?!

Checkmate atheists!

I’m just impressed the psych ward has internet access.

Osteomy bag?

To shreds you say, tsk tsk.