I wish.

There’s the serious answers here, but it makes you think. What weight am I carrying that I could just toss off my back and run free?

It sounds like you might be referring to miniature striped barrels used in crafts or model-making, often decorated or with wire elements for embellishment or functionality. These barrels can be used in various DIY projects, including model railroads, dioramas, or even as decorative items.

Mom, why is China?

I was being facetious. No one knows what the future holds. Enjoy today and don’t panic.

If you look in the second column, it seems these are all bullshit. This was from August of last year. If you ask me they faked these, included it on purpose to make any other claims seem illegitimate.

Don’t you think this is rather optimistic?