I’m not even a dad but here’s my disappointed dad face to tell you that you could do a better job with your proper apostrophe usage.

CRAB CHAMPIONS

For the pope I’d be concerned if he didn’t support harboring sexual abuse.

Now we’re talkin’

Figma what?

Oh so sorry to hear about your Swasticars that passed away. Here’s five big booms.

What’s even worse than a real cop is a poser cop. I love meanmugging them.

Summer of 69 tons of fat and greasy rags

yum

I didn’t think anyone else knew about Menara. It’s so good, and no other game has made me laugh that hard.

Just make sure to also raid the White House. Then you’ll get a pardon.

I hope it was a perfect phone call.

I stopped giving holiday gifts for people many years ago and feel great about it. My partner and I don’t do it either. For me the only thing it did was cause me stress. If people give you grief for it, then question them why they would want you to have to do something that would make you feel bad. Someone who loves and respects you should not want you to go through that. Like other people said, if you need to give your roommates something give cash. Then they can actually get what they want.

I’ve abandoned Reddit ever since a couple days before the blackout and it’s been really nice. It feels refreshing to be part of what seems to be an upcoming community.