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She’s an eldritch horror whos age is beyond human comprehension of time, naturally

Ok, ignoring the blatant disregard for human life Israel has exhibited over the last forever, isn’t this monumentally stupid? Couldn’t this just spread to Israel as well?

Wait I thought they were just talking about butter on a poptart as a joke…

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

It’s not like there aren’t other disposable cups used, but yeah, very common

So uh… Is there a reason the windows are red, or does Doom guy need to get involved

My dad taught me to score them. I find it strange, scoring them prevents the supposed thief from being able to get the tag off cleanly, so they wouldn’t want to apply it to their car because it’d look sketchy?

Unlike your totally normal and not at all now damaged and sketchy looking tags?

Going to jail as a poor person means you lose your job

Going to jail as a rich person apparently gets you a promotion

Interesting

Don’t a lot of people already pay companies to do their taxes for them? They’re just cutting out the end man and keeping the middle man

I have become addicted to tea in the last couple of months. Never touched alcohol because I just get the feeling I wouldn’t like it

Well now you’re clearly just putting words in my mouth and making far flung assumptions

I guess that means the American Revolution didn’t work either because we just wound up at war with Britain

I play a lot of grand strategy games, our kind kills a million people in 5 minutes of gameplay

We are so royally fucked

Wdym this reads perfectly normally

The confusing bit is that they’re having seperate conversations

That is what I was suggesting

Amazon made 80 billion in operational income (after all expenses, pre-tax) in 2025, this is 0.001% of that. It’s like fining a person making $31k a year $3.10.

Any fines that go towards the people are good fines for a company like Amazon, but it’s not enough

What? I actually have a red car, but I think orange cars are cool :(

I’ll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

I love telling people who aren’t from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there