Germany, then perhaps North Korea, Switzerland

One of those things is not like the others… Never liked Switzerland myself.

I grew up thrice as horny.

You may not be a triceratops, but at least you managed to be a horny toad.

That joke is probably as lame, if not even more

It can automatically order eggs for you. That’s neat, eh? It’s not

I can just picture them seeing all the negative feedback and dropping to the floor in the fetal position calling out for their Mum, who then came into their room to turn off replies.

So they acknowledge the backlash, now what? They’re probably not gonna change anything regardless.

Anyway, why does Microsoft need an “AI CEO” and how is CEO different from president? Is there also a Windows CEO, or an AI president at Microsoft?

Yeah, that’s kinda obvious. I just don’t think that’s gonna be a huge problem for people who are in the market for this thing, Valve specifically choose the specifications to be an upgrade for most steam users.

Some upgradability is still better than none.

I would’ve liked to believe Eric was the nice and honest guy he comes across as in his videos…

Why can’t it ever be that simple? Just once.

Doesn’t fill me with much hope, especially after my 2 Duo pre-order was cancelled because they found out there weren’t enough parts.

The same guy who admitted he couldn’t raise his child without ChatGPT btw.

There’s plenty of games today that use more than 16GB of system RAM on their highest settings and that’s only gonna become more common in the future… Besides, with this being literally a Linux PC, there’s more ways it could make use of the extra RAM than just games.

I don’t know what you’re on about, mate.

Oh that’s cool, didn’t see that. I have no idea why Valve didn’t mention that in their reveal, that’s a huge advantage over consoles.

I’m not in the market for the GabeCube but if I were, I’d find a price point of $500-$600 attractive, given it’s mostly just laptop tier hardware. I would prefer it over the current gen of consoles, although I don’t know if there’s gonna be the same level of optimisations for games on this as there is on consoles (most likely not really). It’ll be a ripper emulation box, though.

Upgradability would’ve been nice, too. Soldered in RAM is ok for a hand-held device but for this? Nah mate…

Edit: The RAM isn’t soldered, it uses standard SODIMMs.

I can’t wait for that whole AI bubble to blow up. Shame it’s most likely not gonna kill Microsoft…

On first glance I read “Emu” and sure, having an emu as a child would be dangerous but also fucking cool…

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I’m German. Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit oder so…

Mostly taught myself English, since our educational system sucks so much.

It’s nice how, in theory, some crackhead silicon valley startup would be allowed to single handedly fuck up just about everything

That’s one thing I’ll never understand; why the fuck are people so entitled that they don’t have enough time to return their carts? That’s a 30 second job at most.

I’ve never seen anyone do that in Germany, though, maybe we’re well mannered after all.

It’s like the song Well Done by IDLES, more sarcasm than anything

What is love?