Stop calling your robots Atlas, they’ll never be as cool as Atlas from Portal 2

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Why is that coffee machine showing me a picture of the Sydney Opera House instead of making coffee?

Ok. It just looks the same to me other than the forced material design cues.

Great, more worthless junk

But he didn’t “start” it, at least not according to Wikipedia

Didn’t he start Azure?

Nah, that was Dave Cutler.

Sure hope so

It dynamically regulates the refresh rate down to 1hz to save energy, it’s like an LTPO panel on a phone

Dell Pro is formerly Precision, I think XPS was renamed to “Max”, or was it “Premium”? I actually can’t remember

Seems like the new naming scheme didn’t work out after all, eh?

That’s a weird thing to say for him. I mean, most of the time someone says “AI Slop” it isn’t targeted at any of Microsoft’s products.

Not yet anyways… can you guys get a better CEO already?

Never had any luck with those to say the least…

Remember when you activated software with a key on the back of the CD case?

It’s not THAT bad I think but I’m really just fed up with some aspects of our government. I think it’s just a matter of time until our right-wing party gets into power, they already are in some states (mostly in eastern Germany), and as soon as that happens… oh boy

America first, unless it’s too much of a hassle

Introducing the TrumpPad, you can fuck it

I mean, it’s obviously just gonna be a rebranded budget phone by a Chinese brand like Ulefone or Umidigi, like that “Freedom Phone” by that crypto-fuckface, whatever his name was. I don’t know why anyone is still bothering to report on this.

Kinda fascinating how they manage to cram RTX GPUs in there, don’t know how practical it is given the obvious constraints in battery life and cooling but eh. If the new models are anything like the current models they’ll even have decent I/O (minus the ethernet port grumble grumble)

If they offered an AMD version with a dedicated AMD GPU I’d even be half interested. But not really, my ThinkPad P14s is gonna serve me very well for the next 10 years or so.

Something tells me those torches aren’t very good