Well, to be more accurate, you sucked off men who claimed to be straight. There’s a lot of wiggle room in that.

So, for starters, welcome to the internet.

Second of all, you saw a post depicting the death of the image subject, considered it horrible, clicked on it, then stayed on the page to read the comments. You could have stopped at any point, but you didn’t. You don’t have much leg to stand on.

I can think of exactly two situations where someone who would want to know what my peepus looks like, and in both cases, it’s better for me to just show the dang thing.

The Kinsey scale doesn’t need to be the best or most accurate scale to serve its purpose, which is to expand sexual definitions beyond labels. The simple idea of nuance to sexuality is one a lot of people struggle with, including OP.