Are you crazy? Who will shoot the guns then??

'Murica FUCK YEEEAh

Ok, but who’s gonna play golf and cheat on their wife at Coldplay concerts??

Stick the other end in someone’s butthole and, boom, you got the e-human centipede!

Hated? Nah. But perhaps the most abhorred, despised, disdained, and even loathed.

I don’t get where you got that he was being admired for being an alleged workaholic. I’m pretty sure most of not everyone on Lemmy sees that as a bad thing.

The smarter ones know the pendulum will swing back hard.

Breathe less 💁

Awesome! I can’t wait for the US to kick itself in the nuts… again.

Amazon Workspaces

As an end user with this model at work, I hate this slow-ass shit that keeps freezing on me and randomly disconnects. Not fun or productive when it starts talking seconds to register a click because the connection becomes unstable for no apparent reason.

We pour the soda in our hands and try not to spill as we gesture during conversation 🤌

Yes, it’s Not an Nonion

I can’t think of a better illustration for the article than that guy’s belly.

Fyi, you won’t be able to watch videos on Zen if you’re on Windows. (Yes, you use Arch btw, and wouldn’t be caught dead using Microslop products, thank you random commenter from the future. :^) )

You know what also changes a body permanently? Your mom sitting on it. #gottem

You’re not but I am.

I was so disappointed with a Witcher game. I forget which one it was, but good god, what a bore the intro is.

How much Mar-a-Lago face do you need to be considered a “synthetic performer”?

Maybe after the second round?