When I used to play poker at a bar, I always got cokes which were always given to me for free. They never cared, they make money on average behavior, not what one guy does once a week.

Well at least he is no longer in pain.

“Be sure to drink your ovaltine” vibes

First read, I thought this was a word salad stroke joke. Took me a few reads but, even if it’s off putting, it is english.

Elbowed her in the face while having first sexy time. Some other fumbling involved and she later told me “well that was the funniest sex I ever had”. It didn’t bother me at all at the time but I look back on it often and think, how did that not hit harder?