We’re gonna get flooded with UAE princes or whatever. We’ll be having those poop parties that the streamers who go over there get caught up in.

I had a 3 some once. My wife and her friend. Buddy, let me tell you…having 2 women on either side of your wacker…I’d fight God for that feeling again.

I can say I have been with girls whose friends were guys all wanted to fuck em. I never held against em. Was honest about it with em, but I always put the trust in them to do the right thing.

I’ve learned in life there’s a little truth to everything, and a lot of bullshit with a lot of things. You’ll have horrible women, and horrible men. You’ll have folks so obviously blind to what’s in front of em, they won’t know until their bumping uglies with eachother. You just gotta roll with it.

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“And here on the left is were our brave IDF murdered a group of children! They were guilty of exsisting.”

Reading all the things he has done, I’ve come to my own conclusion of the man. When I was young and dumb, I didn’t like him. I was a 16 yr old conservative in the south. Then I got older and experienced more people and life. I ended up being a big fan of him.

But now that I’m 32 reaching 33 soon enough, I’ve found he is just man. Not bad or good. Just a man. I think he had the country’s best interest at heart. I imagine the crucible you’d have to deal with to be president and get things done is not easy. I imagine trying to do good requires you to close an eye to other things.

The difference between him and a Trump though? Trump does evil shit and let’s evil shit go and so he’s never stopped because the evil shits have control over most of the shit.

I bet your favorite pickup line is “Stop squirming!”