If that was my child I would say “Get your hands off my dinner!”

IF THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HAPPY I WANT TO BE THE SADDEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST!!!

This is basically everything my stupid ass family been trying to push up my brain

My new laptop has a nvidia card in it. One time it stopped working after a update so I downgraded the drivers so I can wait entail the next update they do work. Besides that it have worked great. I am on fedora so rpmfusion is where the drivers are from.

Just wait for the nvidia drivers lol

There hallucinogens have ads in the trips

That is 100 percent me. Been DMing a crush. We don’t really flirt though just chatting is nice (:

Bruh. You don’t have to be a trotskyist to like permanent revolution. Both stalin and trotsky can kiss my shiny metal ass.

You agreed with a trotyist. You aren’t a real communist.

I am voting for cornel west. I don’t give a fuck about stealing votes from biden. cornel west is who I like so I am voting for him.

When linus dies we will pull a weekend at bernie’s and make commits under his name then we will turn him into a human meat puppet.

Lets look at the members of The Beatles (:

• John Lennon was born in 1940
• Paul McCartney was born in 1942
• George Harrison was born in 1943
• Ringo Starr was born in 1940

Just because the music was made during the age of the boomers doesn’t mean the people that made it were boomers.

When you realize that music was created by people from the silent generation.

This is a fucking mormon kid lol. This is the type of mormon kid that would turn on the most generic country pop if given the aux cable and would put on pit vipers thinking they look super cool but not even pull off the look. I know other people that fit that stereotype that are way less annoying though. This kid has a very bad case of small dog syndrome and is often compared to a chihuahua.

Recently a short high schooler that looks like a 5th grader said “dicks are for chicks you silly f*ggot” to me. Normally I would own up to it just to see the look on there face but this kid REALLY annoys me.

One time the kkk created a baseball team and lost to a all black team. I bet some of the kkk members were saying shit like that afterwards lol.

I just tried opening discord a minute ago and got that lmao. Since I am on fedora I can’t use the deb file. Often pointing around on my system I found where all the discord files are and I made a script that downloads the discord .tar.gz file and moves all the files to the right places. Every time I get the prompt I run the script and it updates discord for me (:

#! /usr/bin/sh

wget -O discord.tar.gz "https://discord.com/api/download/stable?platform=linux&format=tar.gz"
tar -xvf discord.tar.gz
rm -rf discord.tar.gz
sudo rm -rf /lib64/discord
sudo mv Discord /lib64/discord

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

Most people will say its generally after you eat but I personally believe it should be before and after you sleep (including naps). I noticed that after naps my mouth feels very weird and things taste different but brushing my teeth stops that. Cavities mainly form while you sleep not while you are awake so going about your normal day with dirty teeth isn’t going to harm you even though its a bit gross.

If someone asks what lemmy is all about this is the quickest way to tell them everything they need to know.