Nah, Sleeping Dogs is on Steam.

Intelligence analysts used the advanced technique that insiders refer to as “basic pattern recognition”.

Market traders are probably the only entities on the planet who are still surprised by negotiations falling through yet again.

Well, you’re also not the target audience. This is aimed at the people who buy Madden every year, who are already inured to predatory monetization, and so will probably just roll over and take it.

They were trying to hide their relationship, though. Any talk of hypothetical Skywalker kids would have raised the question of who the mother would be, which leads straight back to Padme, so Anakin absolutely would not have ever brought the subject up. Unless he was high as a kite on painkillers, maybe.

What did that poor astromech droid ever do to you?

Since you already financed the bridge, you can use all those rupees to power your magic armor now instead!

I wish GP mode had a classic mode option, though, instead of “get to the track and then do a single lap”.

That doesn’t necessarily mean a sequel though. I mean, yes, this trailer could actually be taking place in the Colony, but aesthetics don’t really match Eidos 7 and the spaceships that we see in the game.

Either there’s a major timeskip, because where the fuck did this cyberpunk metropolis come from given the original post-apocalyptic setting, or this is a prequel kicking off the apocalypse.

A good question! For another time.

If you’re someone that loves the prequels because you watched them as a kid, how do think it’ll be in a decade when kids that watched Rise of Skywalker start posting to web forums?

A decade? You mean in 3 years? Those kids have started posting on the internet already, and they still don’t give a shit.

Well, it is the 30th anniversary this year, so I guess Tomb Raider Anniversary Electric Boogaloo shouldn’t surprise me.

It’s entirely because Miyamoto thought that right-handed players would have their immersion broken if they swung their Wiimotes with their right hands only to see Link swing the sword with his left. Incidentally, this is also why SS and BotW have right-handed Links. Some bullshit lefty erasure, if you ask me.

Another Crab’s Treasure

That ending hit me way harder than it had any right to.

The same Greenland that El Taco keeps going on about annexing? I sure hope Denmark is just stringing the US along.

You wait 10 or 15 years for an emulator to come out.

If all you want is to follow the story, Umbrella Chronicles and Dark Side Chronicles basically recap 1-6, I think, as lightgun railshooters (they were originally released on the Wii).

I had no idea that the fucking Saudis own SNK. I guess it’s a good thing that there’s still no Metal Slug 8, because that’s the only thing I would have wanted from them anyway.