You wait 10 or 15 years for an emulator to come out.

If all you want is to follow the story, Umbrella Chronicles and Dark Side Chronicles basically recap 1-6, I think, as lightgun railshooters (they were originally released on the Wii).

I had no idea that the fucking Saudis own SNK. I guess it’s a good thing that there’s still no Metal Slug 8, because that’s the only thing I would have wanted from them anyway.

However, firms’ expectations of AI’s workplace and economic impact remained substantial: Executives also forecast AI will increase productivity by 1.4% and increase output by 0.8% over the next three years. While firms expected a 0.7% cut to employment over this time period, individual employees surveyed saw a 0.5% increase in employment.

But they’ll continue to shove it down the wage-slaves’ throats.

Nuh-uh, you’re not closing the strait, I am! Neener neener!

El Taco, probably

Do you like lightgun games? If so, then try to find a GunCon3 or a PSMove and get Time Crisis: Razing Storm, which is a 3-in-1 compilation of Time Crisis 4, Razing Storm, and Deadstorm Pirates. Well, technically you could also play using the regular PS3 controller, but that just isn’t the same.

Haven’t the slop companies not even actually bought anything yet? My understanding is that no money’s actually changed hands, and that all of this is happening because they pinky promised to buy components in the future with money they don’t even have right now. Which, yes, is basically how buying on credit works, but for everyone else that usually first requires having a reputation for being able to actually pay eventually, rather than the bubble imploding and all these companies going under before the order is even fulfilled.

When I was ~7, I got a Super NES bundle that included both Super Mario World and Super Mario Kart, as well as a second controller. Absolutely worth it.

I don’t think you’ve got enough peppers in there.

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That’s just how the Boss rolls. Can you really expect anything less from the woman who gave birth to Revolver Ocelot in the middle of a battlefield and then immediately jumped right back into the fight?

TBF, it’s been 30 years, and unlike that Clint Eastwood fellow his great-grandpappy met, I don’t think any photos of Calvin Klein actually exist.

Unless… George McFly was the one to suggest the name Darth Vader to Lucas to begin with!

Having recently completed a playthrough of Jedi Knight, I think it holds up pretty well as a FPS, but it definitely ain’t Outcast or Academy. You should basically never use the lightsaber unless you’re facing a turret or Dark Jedi. Anything else will just shoot you full of holes while you keep swinging and missing.

Shadows of the Empire walked so that Rogue Squadron could fly.

Also, it’s been 30 years.

Are the Kurds so hard up that they need to take this deal, even though like the last 5 times they got abandoned as soon as they became inconvenient?

Snake-shaped gun that folds up? That’s Stargate SG-1. Neat.

Even if we believe El Taco about this, it’s not like any talks would have been in good faith anyway. Pretty much exactly what’s happened every single time El Taco has engaged in negotiations with Iran is that the talks were just a distraction while he got ready to fuck them over.

That just sounds like torrenting, honestly.

If you’ve got the cash for it, getting a modern USB lightgun and emulating the classics is always an option. That’s what I’m planning on doing, myself.

Should have just called in sick anyway. Not like anyone would know different.