“Or we’ll buy our bananas from a competing tropic!”

Always giggle at this one.

“We’re not retreating, we’re advancing in the other direction.”

“Remember, no pies.”

Ukraine beating their previous record of taking out Russian hardware with one shot.

Nuclear Tech Sergei: “This is why we test.”

The pull requests are really coming down!

I guess that explains the silver leg in New Hope.

“Fewer Millennials are farming, and that’s bad for everyone.”

He’ll be back in a few years to remind us again, just in case we forgot.

Smoking hot.

I have exactly one item in my house that needs a coin cell battery. The device (an egg timer) is magnetized to the stove vent way beyond my boy’s reach and I keep the only spare battery inside the packaging until I need it.

My son isn’t the kind of kid that goes digging for stuff to put in his mouth. But if so, it would be impossible for him to open the carton and it would be very hard for him to put the whole thing in his mouth.

Kids or not, I hate coin batteries in general. Mostly because you can’t buy rechargeable versions. I have a collection of Eneloops, most of which are nearing their ninth birthday and still going strong. I would rather not buy disposable batteries of any kind.

“Drive thru”

A dog that knows how to work a VCR.

Are there any videos of these drone vs yacht battles?

“How hot could it be? It’s only orange.”

dies

I stopped using Discord way back when it always spun up my fans and made my phone hot just leaving it open.

There was another one similar to this that had a message for the cooks like “make him regret being born.”

??? No, it references 2000s-era memes. You’re thinking about the Happy Days video for Buddy Holly.

Every single picture of him I see just continues to make me see the grifter Pedro Pascal plays in Wonder Woman 1984.