Thelonious Monk, famous jazz pianist, actually wrote a book on this. We tried to get our cat to do it but alas, too dumb (sorry Herbert).

“You plug ‘em, we plant ‘em!”

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.

Basically at any given moment, any from a random assortment of Simpsons quotes. Right now it’s “but when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?”

About the time Saruman abandoned reason for madness.