I would watch this movie without a shred of irony

Please flesh this out into a dry satire

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven

-Tupac

Sorry you dealt with that level of food insecurity

You’re a good person for making sure those hungry kids kids eat now that you’re grown

✌️

No but chuckleslord sure fuckin did m8

I just was letting you know that you got spectacularly owned and it was very entertaining

It’s a basic part of human decency to shut the fuck after someone totally destroys your whatsboutism in the comments section

Give me more cups of coffee than I have blood in my body

Make my blood into coffee

Coffee my blood