I don’t think bolt-ons come naturally much often

Yes, particularly those with augmented aesthetics

My dumb ass thinking this comic is about a word play for SOLID rules

It doesn’t even have to change temperature, it is enough that the water remains in the bottle for few days for plastic to start “decomposing” (probably not the correct word for it). And by the time you buy the bottle, it has been long since it was filled in the first place.

Oh, and the expiration date on the water bottles? Obviously it’s not the water getting stale. It’s for the plastic.

Bottled water. The plastic contaminates the fluid. Just drink straight from the sink if you live in an area that allows for it!