Lol I hate being accidentally right when I’m trying to make a dumb joke
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Honestly they clean those seats after every patient anyway so I think the paper is just there because of lobbying from Big Paper.
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World News@lemmy.world•‘Out of Control’ Wildfire Forces Evacuation of 18,000 People in CanadaEnglish
4·14 days agoIt’s not just the wildfires that will lead to the NDP failure, but yeah it is a very scary possibility. Being made significantly worse now by the federal government backing Smith’s pipeline dream BS and putting added pressure on our already pretty spineless premier.
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World News@lemmy.world•US strikes $1.2bn deal to pay German firm to halt offshore wind projectsEnglish
22·15 days agoNot literally nothing but active harm. Those projects likely would have brought clean energy to hundreds of thousands if not millions.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What are these brownish speckles on my polyester shirt? How to get it off?
2·16 days agoMight be soap residue? Try an extra rinse cycle. Sometimes I get residue that also comes off by rubbing a pantyhose (could try a thin sock) on it.
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World News@lemmy.world•Study reveals halving human population gradually could help EarthEnglish
2·17 days agoDamn I hate them but the brand response was so real for me my first instinct was wow that’d be fucking cool. (It wouldn’t be)
Growing up I used to pretend to be a dog named Kimmy. Not terribly amused when my dad decided to name his cat Kimmy 20 years later but here we are.
Well there’s a dark and depressing thought.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•🔥 Episode 63 [Mini Fantasy Theater]
23·23 days agoIt is but it makes me sad that artists have to do that now or else get immediately accused of AI.
Not mad at the artists or at the people who can’t tell what’s AI or not. Just, fuck AI lol.
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World News@lemmy.world•Israeli siblings who fear breaking law in Gaza under IDF owed protection by Australia, tribunal findsEnglish
54·26 days agoThat is such a poorly written heading I felt like I was having a seizure.
Three Israeli citizens facing conscription into the Israel Defense Forces have been granted the right to reapply for protection visas in Australia, after a government tribunal found they held a genuine fear they would be forced to break international humanitarian law in Gaza.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do pedophile/ephebophile s have a tendency to seek out friendships or romantic relationships with young adults as well as with minors?
4·29 days agoI’ve only ever heard it used by comedians explaining how knowing the difference makes you sound like a pedophile, so I must be seeing the right crowd.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•They should make boxers with pockets
62·1 month agoNo according to Big Pocket there isn’t.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why does auto focus work so poorly when trying to take a picture through smudged glass?
41·1 month agoI know what community we’re in but like… There has to be a line right.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•They should make boxers with pockets
72·1 month agoYou guys have enough fucking pockets, let the women have some
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How often is normal to masturbate?
2·1 month agoThis thread is strangely validating tbh. I’m ace and not sex repulsed, but people really out here being horny multiple times a day? Could never be me.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is it even possible to drop 20 lbs in a month? Are there any diets for people who want to go to the extreme? Kind of like celebs do for roles?
7·1 month agoStop drinking beer.
If you’re serious and your doctor thinks it’s fine (and you have some extra money) you can go on a glp-1 but even then a doctor wouldn’t recommend more than 2 lbs / week. I know people that have lost 10-15 lbs in the first few weeks so I’m sure it’s not out of the question. There are healthier ways to lose weight though.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Are there still sites out there for some "beer money"? Where you get points or whatever to watch video's, sign up for things, complete surveys etc..?
3·2 months agoI use Swagbucks still. It’s okay but the deals kind of suck now they’ve been cutting down more and more, esp since I’m not in the US.
Not bad though, I’ve earned over $500 since I started using it 3 years ago. Obviously not the thousands per day they advertise, but I can’t complain.
I’ll PM you my referral.
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Philosophers hate this one trick
18·2 months agoJesus lmao I hope she charged him extra after that
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•How to become your professor's favorite
8·2 months agoJust want to apologize for my college professors that had to watch me nod off in my early classes.
In my defence, I was hung over. I shouldn’t have been allowed to go to college.
Technically still a man in a dress… Just not one of the cool ones.