That’s rather unfair, actually. I’ve had goldfish and they have much better memories, and better attention spans, than many humans.

My previous cat was the opposite. She liked organic, grass fed ground beef, but only raw. If I offered a piece even slightly cooked, she gave me a glare that screamed “What did you do to that? How could you ruin it like that!” and would march off in a huff.

There’s also an Albany in Vermont, for what it’s worth. Very small town, but it’s there.

I’m this old.