Baby’s second political take. Did your parents help or did you do that all by yourself?
Edit: and it only took them or you two tries. Good job piss baby.
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Baby’s second political take. Did your parents help or did you do that all by yourself?
Edit: and it only took them or you two tries. Good job piss baby.
Baby’s first political take.
They said filling. 10 apples.
Over rice? Why wouldn’t you serve it with egg noodles? Over rice is just like making it a shitty curry.
Some kind of dementia. It’s a cancer of the soul which arbitrarily removes parts of you that you can’t even perceive the loss of. I had an MS patient whose vocal processing was reduced to the point that he could only say variations of “you fucking bitch”. He was totally bed-bound and dependent on a mostly female nursing staff for every single need. Most of those employees were burned out and he could only communicate to them using a wildly misogynistic slur. I’ve seen it reduce a famous AIDS researcher and a WW2 pilot to toddlers, others to cornered raccoons, for some it’s a nightmare they can never wake up from and they just spend all day/night reliving their worst memories. For a good 10% on the ward it just takes away their executive function and they can no longer control their worst impulses or recognise that they should.
Cancer and strokes are a close second for more or less the same reason, but dementia is so existentially terrifying to me.
Condoms are dangerous and prevent your penis from respirating, trapping bacteria and making you sick. I have an immune system. I will never submit.
I like beets for the same reason, but cabbage is underrated in its versatility. I’m making Romanian sarmale tomorrow with pork/beef/rice cabbage rolls: https://www.jocooks.com/recipes/sarmale/ . Much better than dolmas and the cabbage adds so much body and flavour to the dish.
I’d immediately go for the minimalist apartment. A floor bed that I can roll up, a table and chairs I can stash, just a big open space with dozens more plants and my gun.
What’s the size of my hard drive? About 20 acres.
I wouldn’t have gotten it if not for a libertarian roommate who didn’t believe it existed. They tested positive, said it was a false positive, took no precautions whatsoever at home, and then went back to work at their nursing home a day later.
That just seems overwhelming. I don’t need that much penis water. No matter where I turn, penis water.
Don’t mind me. I’m just vaping so much that I get vape tongue, the mysterious symptom which makes me lose my entire senses of taste and smell in late 2019.
Skyscrapers are grooming my children to be lawyers. They see this skyscraper flaunting itself in public and they want to work there. They think “I’ll be so free if I can just look out over the entire city”, that “I can be an individual who defines the skyline”. Well kids, 9/11 happens if we let this continue. It’s a war on our traditional ideas of buildings and the bible says we shouldn’t build tall towers.
I live in a house and I’ve never been hit by a Boeing 767. I don’t get why the World Trade Centre didn’t just follow the zoning laws and make itself small around planes. It knew planes were there and it CHOSE to antagonise them.
Huckleberries. They’re the summer ground cover in Colorado subalpine forests. Like a mix between a raspberry and a blueberry. So good when you’re just laying in a hammock by a lake smoking doobers and eating berries off the ground.
That one Koch brother died. The submarine guy too, he was a Standard Oil heir who took at least one other billionaire with him.
GTA 3 radio got me into a few different sounds as a kid.
There are two kinds of people in this world:
Chads who use Dr. Bronners for everything
It’s not even worth mentioning the second group. Fuck 'em.
Why yesssssssss, I did work for these three companies that are out of business now…
You will live in the ersatz economy. You will eat the non-white people.