Damn I can’t go anywhere. There are 2 at both entrances to my neighborhood.

Please name it Dingle berry

As an old fuck in the early 80s I remember an army day in the 3rd grade as a field trip. I learned how to field strip an m-16 and got to fire it from a prone position (semi auto), We didn’t use hand grenades but they did demonstrate shaped charges and cooked marshmallows over some they set on fire. Really fucked up looking back but NGL it was fun.

Sounds normal HOWEVER don’t sleep with his close friends. Things go terribly bad after breakups. My sister has nuked 3 of my friend groups after pulling her shit. Lost friends of over 20 years.

Well he should have ducked

They sure that he wasn’t just being a teenager?

I mean I wasn’t hired to spray or draw penises on random shit when no one was around