Their advice is kind of bad… “you know shit” implies that he’s intelligent and knows things. Especially if just written down. If speaking, you may be able to convey what you want with tone and context, but even still…

Despite it being technically incorrect, grammatically, what you meant to say was, “you don’t know shit.” E.g., “You don’t know shit about Germany” = “You know nothing about Germany.”

English is fucking weird, and I can’t imagine learning all of these rules. Frankly, I couldn’t even explain to you how I know 3/4 of them, it’s just innate at this point.

When he’s the President of the United States, yes we will. Unfortunately.

We were so fucking close to never having to hear about this piece of shit ever again.

If this was the actual explanation, that would be kind of funny (and possibly ironic?)

Just the pure distillation of, “protect the private key with your life.” If it can happen to the person who literally created the thing, it can happen to you.

You can what?

I absolutely love Kaufman’s films, but what a garbage take. Not everything needs to be as complex or mindbending as Adaptation or Eternal Sunshine…

Can’t wait to watch our own federal government cannibalize itself to the detriment of hundreds of millions of people. Good stuff.

At this point, it’s almost entirely kernel-level anticheat

Mine works just fine with torrenting…

People are definitely shit, in general, but we shouldn’t ignore statistics because of that. Men are awful. We’re the worst.

They literally said that they’re not saying they’re gay. It’s the second sentence for fuck sake.

Not surprising to anyone who’s been paying attention and has half a brain.

Yup, 100%. Same goes for anyone who threw their vote away on a third party candidate.

They’re just as delusional as Trumpers, as they obviously will do anything they can to avoid admitting to themselves that they fucked up and taking responsibility for their actions.

LOL that’s hilarious. The game looks legitimately fun, so I picked it up, but I had no intention of playing it online. Maybe now I’ll check it out hah

Fair enough.

Send him to the Mushroom Kingdom

The one thing stopping me from believing that, is that police aren’t clever enough to come up with something like this.

After thinking about it, I’ve realized why they always use Nazis as the measuring stick: it’s the last event of this type that the majority of Americans are familiar with.

Which I think says quite a bit about the education level of our populace

Both things can be bad.

Am I an asshole if my first thought was “vaccinate the child while the mother is outside”?

It’s already happened, we elected Donald fucking Trump to be president TWICE