I just feel like a heel using a key with a Windows logo printed on it to do anything of use in Linux.

“I believe I ordered the large cappucino?”

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over you

🪴

Maybe not, but it apparently helped mildly amuse significantly more folks than it pissed off so I’m happy with it.

They think you sneezed and are gearing up to say “bless you,” sir.

Reserve some seats for the foundlings.

I named it Gerald.

Trying to collect the complete set.

Consoles are debatable, players were probably on a couch at the end of a wire while their parents shouted at them not to sit too close to the TV, but arcade games were actually made for people to play and experience while standing right in front of the screen. Standard viewing distance was short enough for this to matter, and arcade monitors were generally tuned for up-close viewing more than household TVs.